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Frank and I got together recently for a special occasion. We got the opportunity to interview American Idol star William Hung. Suprisingly enough, William is a huge fan of Blarfy.com and ended up emailing me. I replied graciously, and also asked him if he would be interested in allowing us to conduct an interview with him. He loved the idea and so we set up a time. Frank and I interviewed him online through instant messager which was a lot of fun. Here are the results of our conversation.

BlarfyDotCom: Good Morning Mr. Hung. So nice of you to take time out of your schedule to inteview with Blarfy.com
William Hung: Ya, me like blarfy.com alot.
William Hung: Is real funny
William Hung: I eat rice, 12 meals a day
William Hung: ok, thanks, bye bye
BlarfyDotCom: Well thank you. I recently heard you appeared on Jay Leno, is that correct?
William Hung: Yes, i like big chin man
William Hung: He bangs, ha ha
BlarfyDotCom: Did you perform on the show?
William Hung: yes
BlarfyDotCom: What song did you sing?
William Hung: me sing, "She Bangs"
BlarfyDotCom: I've also heard you have a new album out. Is this true? What is the name of the album?
William Hung: Yes. New album "Songs from Tone-Deaf Ugly Guy" is in stores
BlarfyDotCom: Are there any original songs on this album?
William Hung: me sing my own songs, always
William Hung: never sang anyone else songs
BlarfyDotCom: But "She Bangs" is a Ricky Martin song.
William Hung: no, it is mine
William Hung: i wrote it myself with my own pencil
William Hung: you can see, if you want proof
William Hung: my song
William Hung: all nime
William Hung: mine
BlarfyDotCom: Do you always write with pencils or do you use pens sometimes?
William Hung: sometimes i write with poo
William Hung: thats when my pencil breaks
William Hung: it wont write anymore
BlarfyDotCom: That sounds a little gross
William Hung: sometimes i get inspired, and have no pencil
William Hung: what to do?
BlarfyDotCom: So what are some of the new songs you have written for this album?
William Hung: new song, "Toxic"
William Hung: real good
BlarfyDotCom: I've heard that song. It's very good.
William Hung: yeah
William Hung: starts like this
William Hung: Baby, can’t you see, I’m calling, A guy like you, Should wear a warning, It’s dangerous, I’m fallin’
BlarfyDotCom: Do you have a lot of fans? Do people recognize you on the streets now that you've been on TV?
William Hung: no tvs in my homeland
BlarfyDotCom: But aren't you currently living the United States?
William Hung: yea
William Hung: me live in west virginia
BlarfyDotCom: And no one recognizes you there?
William Hung: no, all ugly people look same. Everyone look same there
BlarfyDotCom: What did you do before you were a famous song writer?
William Hung: i was gay porn star
William Hung: 12 movies
BlarfyDotCom: Wow, really? Which ones?
William Hung: "Ugly guys need love too" 1 - 12
William Hung: no go back when they made 13 because i sing now
William Hung: i sing good
William Hung: all my own songs
BlarfyDotCom: That's great. I'll have to check those movies out.
BlarfyDotCom: So, how long have you been coming to Blarfy.com?
BlarfyDotCom: And what made you want to interview with us?
William Hung: i come to blarfy.com since it start
William Hung: it good, like my music
William Hung: me want to do interview, it is fun
William Hung: let me talk about new album
William Hung: and new songs
BlarfyDotCom: Go for it!
William Hung: new album is good
William Hung: all people should get it
William Hung: new song "Cry Me a River" is good
William Hung: all people like
William Hung: i wrote it by myself
BlarfyDotCom: Isn't "Cry Me a River" a Justin Timberlake song?
William Hung: no, i wrote it
William Hung: with my pencil
BlarfyDotCom: Well William Hung, I would like to thank you for interviewing with us. I hope your album is a big success.
William Hung: yah
William Hung: is good to talk with blarfy
William Hung: sometimes, people no talk to me becaues i have down syndrome. Blarfy talk to me anyway. Blarfy good
William Hung: bye bye
BlarfyDotCom: Yes. We respect all people, even ugly talentless asians with down syndrome
BlarfyDotCom: bye bye

And thus ended our first official Blarfy interview. It went so well I think we are going to try and get other sudo-celebrities to interview with us as well. It was a blast. Cheers William!