Serious News:
 
Ridiculous News:

Serious News:
» Pics of Katrinas devastation. Its still a mess.
» Hitler To Be Metallica's New Drummer. In Other News: Metallica Still Alive
» Planet Legos
» Yay! Time For Another War! Coalition of the Willing POWEEEEERRR!!!!
» Brazilians Vote Whether To Ban Guns Or Not. Could Go Either Way.
» A Small Break Before Wilma Hits...WILMAAAAAAA!!!!!
» I Fail To See How There's Even An Excuse That He Wasn't Pardoned Instantly
» Deep throating his way through the last 30 years.
» Protestors prepare for Bush's visit to Rochester
» Yes, this is who we want threatening other countries
» Oh thank god . . . . .
» Columbus smoking ban remains intact. My lungs thank everyone who voted.
» Brain damaged man "Snaps out of it".
» Vietnamese still being affected by agent orange pesticide.
» This jail gaurd got his ass beat.
» Congress confuses file sharing with manslaughter
» New pope is an intolerant fuckhead too. Benedict XVI condems Spains gay marriage bill.
» Population decreasing in Ohio... because Ohio sucks.
» Theres a new pope. Says he can't wait to start molesting little boys.
» RIAA sues a shitload of college students. I'm glad they weren't doing this 3 years ago.
» Asteroid will be closer to earth than TV Satellites
» Volcano erupts in Indonesia.
» More terrorism. Hooray.
» Some serious shark action. Check the picture.
» The Pope just died today.
» Mitch Hedburg dead - NBC news source.
» T-Rex soft tissue found. Dino meat!
» Extra! Extra! This just in! Kid's like cell phones.
» Hydrogen powered motorcycle. Cool!
» I didn't realize how serious the Jackson case was. - Watch the video.
» Please tell me this starts a trend. Where were these teachers when I was a student?
» The Pope is a fuckhead.
» Hunter S. Thompson has left Las Vegas
» Michael Jackson is in the hospital. I don't think this should be in the 'serious' section?
» Patriots win the Super Bowl!
» Chris Reeve's widow is attending the State of the Union Address in hopes that Bush will propose more support for medical research, Is going to be disappointed with the Union's state.
» The future is in your arm. Just put a computer chip in there.
» I want to have this 'disorder' so bad. Coolest thing ever.
» Hillary Clinton faints during a speach.
» Most students don't agree with the first amendment. America's descent into a dictatorship continues.
» I don't think I want to live to be 1000 years old.
» A commonly used tactic, but I like it none the less. Bush related.
» The US is sending a Robot Army into Iraq.
» Did somebody say blizzard this weekend? The news did!
» This cult is going down.
 
Ridiculous News:
» Some Sexified Guys MySpace Page
» Don't Fuck The Children
» Warning! Poisonous Snake!
» Damn You! You Dirty Nazi's! You Damned Nazi Racoons!
» I Wonder Who Funded This Research? Coke or Pepsi?
» You Ever Suck A Dick For An X-Box 360? Now There's An Addiction
» Baseball. In Other Nwws: No One Cares
» 25 Years Of Jason Voorhees. Happy Birthday Big Guy.
» Makes Me Wish There Were A Scary News Section
» KICKED IN THE NUTS
» 83 Year old woman stung 400 times by bees.
» Blind kid is apparently awesome at video games.
» Man brags about his bank robery on the radio - then gets caught.
» Transformers Movie
» Hitler to Join Metallica
» Worlds biggest catfish caught - wow.
» Boy found with a fetus in his stomach.
» Cardinal Sin is dead
» Car plows into house, lands on top of man lying in his bed
» Kansas City abortionist accused of microwaving and eating fetuses.
» Crazy physco kid with a bloody chainsaw let across the border.
» Video game player stabs another in real life.
» Nine year old girl stabs her friend to death.
» Adult bear wanders into LA suburb, takes dip in pool
» Where were these teachers when I was a kid?
» This is just a little disturbing...just a little
» How do you accidently knock over 100 houses?
» Every kid's dream fullfilled
» Yo Killer kill, B!
» The Bible got it wrong, there are FIVE horsemen
» The Bible got it wrong, there are FIVE horsemen
» Upskirt subway camera causes a bomb scare.
» I don't normally support suing, but I think this guy has a case.
» MIT to host time traveler convention
» The Army is about to get a whole lot of salami
» This guy really wanted his french fries.
» Officials considering reversing traffic on Ohio highway.
» Abducted Bride not actually abducted.
» Hulk Hogan to the rescue!
» Only 3% of Americans follow health advise to keep weight off.
» Skydiver killed when hit by plane.
» Study confirms that Chinese people have big wangs.
» Scientists have discovered why some popcorn kernels don't pop
» Is there nothing GoldenPalace.com won't buy? Introducing the GoldenPalace.com Monkey.
» 17 Year old steals the head of a corpse to make a bong.
» US scientific conference falls for gibberish prank
» Let's go cat hunting!
» Real life Family Feud, 6 left wounded.
» Marijuana slows down heart disease. Hooray!
» Pope Attacker barred from funeral. What are they worried about?
» Oral sex is best
» Just let go already.
» Octopus walks on 2 arms
» First grader passes out drugs at school
» Chew gum to make your boobs big!
» The New 'WaitWear' is here! Clothes for the devout.
» Turtle has the Devil on his shell.
» A Man with 2 penises looses his wife.
» Bruce Willis gettin' it on with Lindsay Lohan.
» This just in, never drink 50 shots of tequila. The body can only handle 49.
» The King Snake Finally Manages to Beat Dogs World Wide And Catch That Darn Tail
» Good Headline: The Germans Know How To Do It Right. Bad Headline: Once Again The German's Have the Right Idea
» Fred Durst's cell phone was hacked too. Hardcore Video Found (not in the link, google it if you so desire).
» CNN Reports on Paris Hilton's hacked address book. Blarfy was there first.
» Paris Hilton's cell phone was hacked - Here are her contacts.
» Paris Hilton's cell phone was hacked - Here are her notes.
» Paris Hilton's cell phone was hacked - Here are her pictures.
» Avalance Surfing - A new olympic event.
» Quite possibly the best scientific advancement since birth control.
» Man pees his way out of an avalanche.
» "People who start fagging at an early age receive a blow"
» The fact that they call themselves a news source is quite ridiculous.
» New fines for low-riding pants.
» Catholic church unfortunately not on fire.
» Female Iraqi prison guards who like to mud wrestle
» This is kind of sad until you see what school they kids go to.
» I"LL Make This Beer Taste Good, if You Know What I Mean
» How Could This Person POSSIBLY Get Voted Off?
» Old News - Still Funny: Drunk man drives truck onto roof. Roof caves in.
» Dirt pile being removed. The Onion is on the scene.
» Disgruntled Asian Tattoo Artist Inks His Revenge
» She said if you have come in contact with it, wash your hands.
» You are allowed to beat your girlfriend in Ohio, all because they hate homosexuals.
» 10 Year olds arrested for violent stick figure drawings.
» Remember when selling advertising space on your forhead was popular?
» Grandma Eats Cannabis will be in print soon.
» Oh Come On! Spongbob is the greatest.
» cool mom
» A group of 10 and 11 year olds try to hijack their school bus. What the hell?
» This guy has a very serious drinking problem. Priceless.
» Is this island shaped like a palm tree or something else?
» Woman gives birth to her own grandchildren.
» Kid/Guy lives at his old high school until he's arrested.